white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
The Korean promos speak to me on a spiritual level.
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
when will the rest of the world catch up
These have been floating around the internet for years - but I just came across them. You can see more of these drawings (there are dozens), and the students written impressions of scientists, over at the FermiLab Education Office's website.
Tax credits for switching to mage-friendly energy sources.
Were-animals lobbying for lycanthropy to be part of ADA so they can get the days after full moons off.
NDN activists being rightfully pissed off at white green-witches for appropriating their rituals.
Immigrant magic users struggling to adapt to the way magic behaves in their new country.
Practitioners of certain types of magic being profiled as more likely to commit crime, and all the bitter in-jokes that result.
Wind-workers employed at airports to monitor take-offs and landings.
'Baby Merlin' videos which claim to help little children develop their magical potential.
Medical schools teach little magics like sealing cuts and dissolving clots as part of the standard curriculum.
Spiritualists who make 90% of their income acting as witness that ‘yes, the coroner did get the victim’s permission before preforming an autopsy.’
Rivalry between special effects technicians who primarily use magic and those that primarily use technology.
Public service announcements about what to do if you’re approached by the fae.
Lawyers who specialize in magical contract law.
Magazines tailored towards vampires with articles like ‘Keeping the spark between you and your donor,’ and ‘fashionable cover-ups for day-time travel.’